For Authentication Purposes
by Amber L. Johnson
Release Date: March 5th , 2015
Published by The Writers Coffee Shop
Genre: New Adult Romance / Contemporary Romance / Romance Erotica / Humor
ISBN e-book: 978-1-61213-387-4
Dawn Sims has made a name for herself writing romantic fiction online. When she’s pushed to try her hand at publishing, she thinks she has everything figured out. The only problem? She’s never been in a relationship, especially one that has led her to finding The Big O.
So much for writing what you know.
Warner Green has had Dawn in his sights since she walked into his class in seventh grade. She broke his teenage heart not once, but twice, so seeing her in his night class at the local community college was an unexpected surprise.
Accidentally reading her bad erotica on her laptop was a blessing from the Smut Gods themselves.
It’s clear she has no idea what she’s writing about, but Warner does. In fact, he knows so much that he’s willing to offer her his services. The deal is simple: teach the good girl from high school everything she needs to know to write from experience. If he gets to live out a fantasy or two that he’s been harboring for almost a decade, then there’s no harm in that either.
The lessons turn more heated, and Dawn begins to question where Warner has learned his skills, but he’s not ready to talk, until his past comes back to haunt him at the worst possible time.
It shouldn’t matter when it’s for authentication purposes only.
“Come on. Say it. I know where you’re going.”
Shifting a little to look at him, I resisted the urge to kick him in the nuts and lick his neck at the same time. I mean he looked pretty hot sitting in my chair eating that muffin. Stupid handsome face and fornication hair paired with what I assumed were dirty jeans and a plaid flannel.
“Fine. I’m going to buy a vibrator with the money you gave me. Happy?”
His smile was in full force now. “Hell yeah, I’m happy. Ecstatic, even.” He chewed around the pastry in his mouth and laughed. “I’ll come with you to make sure you get the right one.”
“Oh, hell no. Being with you in a porn shop is on my list of Things to Never Do before I Die.”
Ohmee gosh. FAP is so much fun. Did I just say that? If you’re over 30, google it. I refuse to explain.
When Amber announced she was going to publish FAP, I did a little jig as it’s been one of my favourite stories for a long time. Humerotica: there’s not much of it out there. And yet, this is such a sweet love story, in its own twisted way.
Dawn Sims writes fan fiction (therefore, I am immediately engaged. We have this in common.). She has a huge online readership and her fans want her to publish a book. So she sits down diligently to write a real bodice ripper. But. The readers expect lemons (a.k.a. love scenes). The more graphic, the better. Unfortunately, Dawn has little to no experience in this area. And when her frenemy Warner finds out what she’s up to, well… he cannot contain his mirth.
Dawn totes should have come to me. I mean, she could have downloaded my free PDF on writing lemons and nobody would have been the wiser. Silly girl. Besides, nobody should write a love scene which makes her uncomfortable. The readers will know.
Poor Warner has been tugging on Dawn’s braid for a long time without success. In his manly way, he’s been expressing his affection since grade school. He asked her to marry him when he was thirteen. What more could she want? And his attempts to connect simply have not gone well. Sad face.
Lo and behold, the woman of his dreams needs help out of her tight spot! And he is in the unique situation to provide it. But will she allow him to offer his expertise? After all, it’s for authentication purposes.
Five hugging stars to this story for giving me new fandom friends –Dawn and Wardo. They totally fit in here.
~~ABOUT THE AUTHOR~~
A true child of music, Amber’s parents surrounded her with the loudest beats they could find, molding her into a girl who found inspiration and meaning in lyrics and chords. Raised on John Hughes movies, Luck Dragons, and pirate ships, she dreamed of love and adventure. When Amber began to create her own world, she envisioned a place where Happy Ever Afters do exist. Since then, she has authored several romance novels, all of which focus on songs and the way they can touch people’s lives. Music may not be able to fix a broken heart, but it can provide one hell of a soundtrack for healing.
A full-time wife and mother with a full-time job, Amber finds her muse in everyday life and the people who bring her inspiration.
Be sure to look for Amber’s other books!
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Praise for For Authentication Purposes
“Hot! Great UST, very funny, and I loved the characters. Another great one from Amber. ” – Andrea